How to contact the author:
Contact me by Ouija:
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Contact me by telepathy:
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Speak very loud from far away:
Author, come in...
Visitor transmitting...
Please respond.
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👂👂
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Send a messenger bird:
Coco !
Coco !
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Coco is a moron!
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Fill out this real form:
My primitive ancestors drew this:
Too short!
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Or else, you could try...
... on?
Pff... I'm not registered there.
Not even on?
Musk killed it, didn't he?
I meant
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...Oh, that? ... I haven't figured out how it works, yet...
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