With all these predators lurking and preying on schools and after-school activities...

...I ended up enrolling my daughter in a self-defense class.

Well...

...she just killed her
self-defense instructor...

It's a miracle!

He was saved from death again by God, who made him his divine instrument!

But come on!
It's obvious!

You were there! You saw what happened!

What makes you doubt the messiahship of our divine miracle recipient!